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The Bad BeginningLemony Snicket

Children's fiction

The Bad Beginning

by Lemony Snicket

Book 1 of the A Series of Unfortunate Events series

162 pages · First published 1999

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire lose their parents in a fire and are placed with Count Olaf, a distant relative whose theatrical manners barely disguise his interest in their inheritance. The children quickly realize that Olaf’s neglect and cruelty are part of a larger plan to gain control of their fortune. Their talents—invention, reading, and even Sunny’s remarkable biting—become essential when the adults responsible for protecting them fail to understand the danger. Lemony Snicket opens A Series of Unfortunate Events with dark comedy, wordplay, and a deliberately bleak narrator who warns readers that intelligence does not guarantee adults will listen.

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Violence, weapons, and peril

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