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Meat CuteGail Carriger

Historical fantasy short story

Meat Cute

by Gail Carriger

Part of the The Parasol Protectorate series

At an apparently tedious London party, preternatural Alexia Tarabotti meets the newly arrived werewolf Alpha, Lord Conall Maccon. His spectacular rudeness, her refusal to be intimidated, and an unfortunate encounter with a hedgehog establish the combative chemistry familiar from their later adventures. The short prequel lets both characters form mistaken first impressions while showing how their attraction began beneath mutual irritation. Brief and farcical, this Parasolverse novelette suits established fans who enjoy supernatural comedy of manners, enemies-to-lovers banter, Victorian parties, and origin stories that transform a famous couple's first meeting into a compact romantic mishap. Edition note: The print version of this story appears in the limited Fan Service omnibus, which the author lists as sold out. It is also offered separately as an ebook.

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Paranormal danger, violence, and romantic attraction

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London Fog

Earl Grey, milk, and vanilla suit the London party where Alexia and Conall's decidedly improper first impressions begin.

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How to mix it

  1. Stir vanilla syrup into the hot Earl Grey. Add steamed milk and spoon a little foam over the top.
  2. Garnish: None.
  3. Glassware: Mug.
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Earl Grey Gin Fizz

For adults of legal drinking age. Please drink responsibly.

For adult readers, earl Grey gin fizz brings tea-table polish and a little sparkle to Alexia and Conall's prickly first encounter.

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How to mix it

  1. Shake gin, tea, lemon juice, and simple syrup with ice. Strain over fresh ice and top with soda water.
  2. Garnish: Lemon twist.
  3. Glassware: Collins glass.

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