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Guards! Guards!
Comic fantasy
Guards! Guards!
Ankh-Morpork's neglected City Watch faces an unprecedented problem when a secret society summons a dragon to seize political power. Captain Vimes and his tiny, eccentric force must investigate while the city enthusiastically adjusts to having a tyrant with wings. The arrival of idealistic recruit Carrot exposes both the Watch's failures and its buried potential. Hilarious and surprisingly humane, this comic fantasy is a fine late-night read for anyone who enjoys police procedurals, civic absurdity, found purpose, and satire with a warm center.
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Murder and fantasy violence; deaths and injuries; attempted human sacrifice; fire and destruction; alcohol use; frightening dragon attacks; sexism/class prejudice; comic but sometimes lethal peril.
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Case-File Cold Brew
Coffee and milk over ice make a cool, straightforward companion to your next mystery.
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- Stir any sweetener, cocoa, or spices into the coffee until dissolved. Add milk or cream if listed and garnish as indicated.
- Garnish: Orange peel if listed; otherwise none.
- Glassware: Mug or highball glass as appropriate.
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Blackberry Bramble
For adults of legal drinking age. Please drink responsibly.
A crisp botanical pour suits sweeping adventure and high stakes.
What you'll need
- 2 oz gin
- 3/4 oz fresh lemon juice ↗
- 1/2 oz blackberry syrup ↗
- Crushed ice
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How to mix it
- Shake gin and lemon juice with ice. Strain over crushed ice and drizzle the blackberry syrup over the top.
- Garnish: Fresh blackberry and lemon wheel.
- Glassware: Rocks glass.
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