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Farmer Giles of HamJ. R. R. Tolkien

Classic fantasy

Farmer Giles of Ham

by J. R. R. Tolkien

Farmer Giles becomes a local hero after accidentally frightening away a giant, though his reputation is considerably grander than his achievement. When the dragon Chrysophylax arrives, the king expects Giles to solve a danger the court would rather admire from a distance. A talking sword, practical bargaining, and the dragon's own cunning overturn the usual rules of heroic legend. Comic and sly, this medieval-style tale is an easy fireside read for anyone who enjoys reluctant heroes, pompous rulers, and dragons with negotiating skills.

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Vanishing Blackberry Tea + Midnight Porter

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Content notes

Comic fantasy violence and peril; threats of execution; weapons and fighting; a giant threatens/eats livestock and people; mild frightening material.

Alcohol-Free Pour

Vanishing Blackberry Tea

Blackberry and lemon brighten chilled tea with a little mystery.

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How to mix it

  1. Steep the tea and any herbs or whole spices in hot water according to the tea type, then strain. Stir in sweetener and juices. Chill and serve over ice.
  2. Garnish: Citrus peel, herb, or fruit from the recipe, if applicable.
  3. Glassware: Highball glass.
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Midnight Porter

For adults of legal drinking age. Please drink responsibly.

Dark, toasty richness suits sweeping adventure and high stakes.

What you'll need

  • 12 oz Porter

How to mix it

  1. Pour into a clean pint glass and serve at the appropriate cool serving temperature.
  2. Garnish: None.
  3. Glassware: Pint glass.

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